It looks like it was built in 2009. By your nephew. On his lunch break.
We fix that — fast, custom, and done for you!
A roast is a free, honest report on your website. No fluff, no sugarcoating. Our AI looks at your site the same way a brand new customer would — someone who has never heard of you and has no reason to give you the benefit of the doubt. It tells you what’s broken, what’s confusing, and what’s making people leave without calling or buying. Your full report shows up right on this page in just a few seconds — and a free copy gets emailed to you so you can keep it.
Not sure what your domain is? You survived dial-up. You can do this. Your domain is your website address — the thing you paid someone to build back when everyone said “you NEED a website” and then never touched again. If your site is www.joesbarbershop.com, try typing just joesbarbershop.com first. If that doesn’t work, throw the www back on — we’ll figure it out either way. No slashes. No extra stuff. Just the main address.
Get your website custom designed and built!
Every package gets a full custom build!
Pick the level of ongoing support that aligns with your business!
You already have a site. We audit it, scrap what isn’t working, and build it right.
You have a website — it just isn’t doing anything for you. Bad copy, outdated design, or a DIY build that never got finished. We audit what you have, scrap what isn’t working, and rebuild it from the ground up using your real content and brand. Then we stay on every month to handle edits, updates, and maintenance so you never have to touch it again. Best for business owners who are embarrassed by their current site and want someone to own it permanently.
You have a website that isn’t working, you have your own developer or hosting setup, and you just need the build done right. We audit what you have, rebuild it in clean HTML, CSS, and JavaScript, and hand it off as a complete file package ready to drop in wherever you host. Best for business owners who already have the infrastructure and just need someone to do the build properly.
No existing site, or starting completely over.
We build everything from your intake form — zero to live.
You have no website — or what you have is so bad it doesn’t count. We onboard you through a full intake process, build your site entirely from what you tell us, get it live, and stay on every month to keep it running. Best for businesses that are starting their online presence for the first time and want someone to handle it permanently.
You have no website, you know exactly what you want, and you or someone on your team can handle deployment. We onboard you through a full intake process, build your site from scratch in clean HTML, CSS, and JavaScript, and hand it off as a complete file package. Best for businesses starting from zero who already have the infrastructure to take it from there.
Something feel off with your site? Upload your code and we’ll read every line — looking for injected spam, malicious scripts, hidden redirects, crypto miners, and corrupted code. We email you back a clean version. No redesign. No rebuild. Just your code, fixed.
You upload your website files or paste your code. We scan everything for injected malware, spam inserts, hidden redirect scripts, obfuscated JavaScript, and anything else that doesn’t belong in your site. We email you the cleaned version — ready to re-upload or re-host.
Works best for: WordPress, static HTML, self-hosted sites, and custom-coded pages. Got a Squarespace, Wix, or Webflow site? We can still scan your exported or theme files — you’ll get a full report and cleaned reference code to apply through your platform editor.
Your new site starts with one click. Wave 1 pricing ends June 30.
Wave 1: Website Rebuild + Care Plan $999 + $133/mo — Website Rebuild Only $1,111 — Scratch Build + Care Plan $1,555 + $133/mo — Scratch Build Only $1,888 — Prices go up June 30